This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
That comment is perfect and real.
fiancé: We have enough horses in the barn not making any money tell Charlie he is going to have to go somewhere else.
i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus
White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.
fuck your american heroes
“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
haha no shave november i think you mean part 11 of no shave 2013